And the award for the funniest 'get well' email goes to...Tyson Gushiken!

Please don't croak, E.

I liked the "Happy Holidays!" before the link, queing the reader to gather the family 'round in holiday sweaters for your heartbloating Xmas story.

Your subject line made it sound like something juicy was happening, but it turns out it was just your lungs. What is going on with your fluid-hoggin' self?

I can't seem to find a Blue Mountain e-card addressing Bodily Drainage. What should I do?

Call me superficial, but I don't know if I'll be able to look at you the same now that you have scar tissue on your pericardium . I have zero tolerance when it comes to body modification, you should know that by now.

Lust,

-t

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[Dana]

Oh, Tyson. How I miss thee.